New Directions.

A redirection towards new directions.

http://storiesfromrory.blogspot.com


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Expansion

I've expanded!

I found that most of the time I have to classify my posts by myself on Blogger. Honestly I often forget or I'm lazy to do so. I know, terrible.

So I've expanded to Tumblr!

So pictures, quotes, conversations and random short texts will be at my Tumblr while long posts(when I'm in the mood lah) will remain here.

So stay tuned and check my Tumblr out:
Out Like A Fused Bulb


Adios!




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Not Bad, Honestly.

No, I'm still straight. But honestly this guy isn't bad. A little Jason Mraz-ish can go a long way.

Check him out if you haven't already.

Gabe


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A Flower Like No Other

The blooming of springtime




The sweet sixteenth.




It's a special day on every 21st of April. It's a day where a dear friend of mine was given the breath of life, and came into this world full of hope and promises. Though I've only known her for a year or so, I can't help but be charmed by her gracious attitude and her incredible personality. I'm sure you would too.

Though she may not be the TALLest person i know, but don't mistake her for her petite look, she has one of the BIGgest hearts...

(Photo: Don't Close Your Eyes)

...and SMILEs.

Wishing you all your dreams on your sweet sixteenth birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLORENCE!! May you be everything that is good in this world.




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Creativity Has No Limits

Unfortunately for me, mine has an all time lazy average




Ah, who cares.




Just in case you all, my die hard fans, have been worried about me because of my absence, well I'd like to say that it was completely unintentional. I was busy studying......well, kinda. And NO I do NOT procrastinate. Which is why i am NOT putting off studying to blog.

Seeing as our world is filled with creative people, I've decided to throw in some creativity of my own. You see, not long ago there was this project that I was tasked to do.

Many refer to it as HORROR in a portfolio. Though it is more commonly known as the...



*jeng jeng jeng*



MORAL PROJECT


So i thought, heck, I'll blow their minds away with my creativity. So i searched high and low, far and wide, for the utmost perfect design for my moral project. After three weeks of searching, i had finally found it.

The end result?






I know right? It's beyond creative! I think Ghandi once said: "Simplicity is its own beauty". But then again, i heard Ghandi also said: "Smile ain't cost nothin' sugar".

I don't know why but there is a small feeling in my gut that doesn't think Ghandi said that. Maybe "The Barnacle" was wrong. Or maybe i'm just hungry.



'Neway, going out like a fused bulb, its TheXG!





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We Fought Hard, We Did.

To my fellow comrades.

We tried hard, yes we did. We fought, not giving the enemy one step to advance, but however, the enemy has unleashed it's secret weapon

*jeng jeng jeng*

ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS

Try as we may, this battle is tilting in the enemies favour, but we will fight hard, we will fight strong! For every man/woman that falls in this battle, a thousand more are willing to stand in his/her place.

So FIGHT ON my comrades, for what is our job?

HOO-AH!!



Yeah, that's right, the battle cry of the 5 Bestarians.






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MSN Is Super Problematic.

This post was too gay to be left posted, therefore it was removed by the administrator.

Of All The Luck

I've been exploited by a dehydrated girl and a tree.


W.T.F






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My Taste Buds Are In Paradise

A total Burgasm. Word, Lily



Mmm



The pork burger that I'm eating right now is speaking to me in ways that even the best lap dancer you know can't. It. Is. Whispering. Delightful. Thoughts. To. Me.
*swoons*

Shhh, I'm trying to listen.

Trust me, you will not find this kind of taste in any fast food chain, any popular steak and burger restaurant in Malaysia. It's just a simple fact, no burgasmable pork burgers, in franchised food chains in Malaysia. Holy Crap, indeed.

The only way is to know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows the other guy, who knows the guy who runs the shop that sells these burgasmable pork burgers.

Well, i don't know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows the other guy, who knows the guy who runs the shop, but thank heavens my sister does.

Sadly, if you haven't tasted this pork burger, or any other pork burgers, then you have not even begun to LIVE LIFE, especially in terms of food.

I know, i may have made my expressions a little pornographic, but all in good means. There is no way that i can even begin to describe to you how the patty of the burger, juicy-tender in the middle and pan sizzled to a crisp on the outside, the bun, lightly flipped on a slow grill 'till the bun is soft and like a baby's bottom, the ever-slight seasoning to amplify the intoxicating taste of the patty, all gets mixed up inside your mouth, making your long, no, yearn for more!

I tried. Oh, here is a picture just to set your imaginations off:



Whoops, the camera couldn't take a picture quick enough before it went down my gullet. Aw, boo hoo, too bad for you! *evil laugh*

"Sometimes, crazy is the only way to go"

-Urdnott Wrex






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Driving, Driving, Driving!

For those of you who are confused, that was the intro for the HSM movie.




Only they said Summer not driving.




It is so CLOSE! Holy crap, i can't wait to be able to drive. i haven't felt this stoked since, since i was ready to be born!

Okay, maybe a bad metaphor, but you get what i mean.

A better metaphors would be how stoked Siew Hong was when he was going to receive his So Nyuh Shi Dae(Girls Generation) DVD(or was it CD? i forget), multiplied by a hundred.

Picture yourself going to explode, but you can't.

Picture yourself trying to fart, but you can't.

Imagine a convict that was locked up for falsely being accused of manslaughter and he was going to be released soon so he can take revenge on the prosecutor. *evil laugh*

Imagine going on a blind date with a person that seems super awesome.

Imagine the feeling when people tell you that humans will soon be able to flap their arms and fly!

Imagine how Galvin feels when the doctors tell him that they are going to transfer a brain into his head!!

Well, all that does NOT even SCRATCH the SURFACE of how stoked i am about driving! I won't LAST that LONG, holy crap *closes eyes, crosses fingers, prays* HURRY LET ME DRIVE!!!

Is it May yet? NO!?!? DAMN IT!!!



Oh on another completely unrelated note, our Sherlock Holmes: The Case Of The Missing Ring video is pretty much screwed. Other than that, all peachy~


Adios!




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I Know, I Know

I know i should be studying more, but who could resist?



Picture perfect.




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Lights, Camera, Action!

We will have the audience weeping by the end of the second act.




That's what we all want.



The week has been hectic.
Books, papers, files, gambling cards and various stationary can be seen littering the tables of the ever hardworking *ahem* class of 5 Bestari. We all have taken a serious turn after the Chinese New Year holidays and are determined to study hard *ahem* to improve our studies.

Riiiight.

Anyhoo, the school has been, uhm, normal in my opinion. I mean, there is Wen Chun talking about Adolf Hitler in lace lingerie, Wei Shern and Selwyn playing leap frog on the corridor, me Galvin, Selwyn and TKP dancing a weird mix of salsa and ballroom, again on the corridor(what can i say, we love that damn place), and one of our highly qualified teachers stripping, screaming and scampering all over the school before collapsing and having a seizure(he got sent to the hospital, poor dude). See? Absolutely normal. Nothing odd there.

Of course my sense of normality may differ from yours.

Our English Oral Presentation is coming up on the 22nd of March, so as the hardworking students that we are, we set of to it right away. Weirdly, it involved a lot of high pitched screaming. My group consisted of:

`Wei Shern
`Me
`Kevin
`Selwyn
`Jinhan

So we were overly stoked on the idea that we could record and edit our presentation into a video and send it to teacher. We did come up with a few ideas:

a)A Documentary on:
~The Life Of Stalkers
~Cougars, The Wild And Dangerous(you know which kind *evil laugh*)
~The Difference Between The Average Male And The Average Female

b)A Parody:
~Titanic
~The Curious Case Of Kek Wei Shern
~Avatar
~Galvin Wong and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (guest star)

c)Some boring drama thing that Galvin suggested, which I conveniently forgot.


And then we got stumped. Oh well, I hope this won't be a disaster like the previous year, some people just don't get witty humour.

"The one who laughs last, thinks the slowest"

♪ TheXG