The Shadow Fiend's Reign

I love how he dodges the stuns.




~TheXG~

The Ooh's, The Aah's, The Fa-la-la's

Cobwebs have begun to grow. Guess it's time to clean up.




*Snore*




Every once in awhile, we sort of take some time to think about our school. And when you really think about the retarded things in school, you cant help but notice how sometimes in a place where most people dread to go to everyday, you actually DO learn some useful things. Okay maybe not all useful.


LESSON ONE
This lesson we learn on the first day of school. The moment we walk into our beloved primary school, all full of hope and joy, ready to take on the schooling and to learn with all our hearts. Oh how innocent! Oh how sweet, one might think. And learn we did, just not the things we thought we'd learn. Not yet

"@#$%!"

"&@%#*!!"

"@#% &$ # &%@@%!!!"

Where else do people learn their foul language from? In all forms, slangs and dialects.

Age doesn't matter in this case

Ah, the beauty of it.




LESSON TWO
The secondary school has always been, and will always be, a place of wisdom and preparation to shape our young adolescent minds into hardened and wise thinking machines that will help us overcome the obstacles of the world. What we learn here, we take, improve and use as our own for future situations. This lesson is invaluable. What we learn, here in this awesome place, is the ability to....

...fall asleep no matter the environment. When your friends are laughing or jumping around like monkeys, when the teacher in front of the assembly won't shut up about how horrible you have been, when the "motivational" speech given by a "motivated" speaker just won't end, when your history/biology teacher is talking up front, know one thing, and one thing only:

*SNORE* ~zzZ~

"When all else fails, use the smell test"

-Maurice Chavez





~TheXG~

The Christmas Spirit

So in true fashion of the ever building Christmas Spirit, I have composed a song for my good friend Pau and his dear(of which name i would not mention).

Cherry had a Christmas Tree,
Christmas Tree,
Christmas Tree,

Cherry had a Christmas Tree,
Whose leaves were green as grass,
And everywhere that Cherry went,
Cherry went, Cherry went,
Everywhere that Cherry went,
She'd bring the tree along.



Have a Merry Christmas people.




~TheXG~

A Tingle In Your Tastebuds

A good day, I bid you.



Brace yourselves.



Or maybe your stomachs, because.....


....Are you tired of the same old food everyday? Sick of seeing that bowl of instant noodles just sitting there, looking so bland and boring? Tired of just seeing your Maggie Goreng from your trusted Mamak just sit there, knowing that when you eat it, all you will taste is Maggie Goreng?

Well fret no more, because I am gonna perk up your lifestyle, food wise. I'm gonna give you reason to wake up in the morning, to smile when you look at the incredibly polluted air of our beloved city and also make you feel like you can CLEAR all that pollution. That's right, you can accomplish the impossible all through these simple modifications to your food.

Modification No.1

People often ask me, "how is it that you always manage to be so cheesy, so much of the time". Well now, you are about to enter a whole new world of cheesy, because it is: "Cheese-tant Noodles".

That's right, you've probably heard it before on Hong's blog and thought, "this guy's picture and his blog name(at that time was Agent Disaster Day Of Crisis Undercover) convinces me that he is a psychopath, so i won't eat it in fear of death", but think again. Because it is truly a match made in heaven.

Cheese and Instant Noodles were probably predestined to be together, and all it took was people to believe that fact, besides I'm not a psychopath, right? What's the worst that could happen?

Maybe you'll get a stage 4 stomach cancer that has spread to your intestines. You are then rushed to the hospital where on that day the doctor had a sudden knack for violence and decides to operate on you with a chainsaw, no anesthetic, instead of a scalpel.

After sawing up the nurses, he proceeds to rip open your stomach and remove your intestines in an attempt to prevent the cancer from spreading, but ends up killing you. He then takes your intestines and pins it up on the wall of his study alongside all the other cancerous parts that he removed from other patients and giggles at his new addition.

See? 100% not a psychopath.

Anyways, on with the dish. Basically all you need is water, instant noodles(preferably soup), egg(optional) , cheese, sausages(optional), fried nuggets(optional) and various garnishes(optional).

Step 1: Cook the instant noodles.
Step 2: Melt the cheese on the cooked instant noodles
Step 3: Serve with various garnishes and crispy fried nuggets(optional)

If all the above steps are followed, it should look something like this:


Photo courtesy of http://agentdisastergg.blogspot.com/

Now on with the second dish.

Modification No.2

Some of you may have tried it, some of you may not, and some of you are too "civilised" to try it. Well boo-hoo, because this is absolutely a mouth-watering sensation. It is, "Maggie Canai"(100% original, copyright intended).

That's right boys and girls, the king of Mamak food has arrived. This is truly just perfect to be taken together. The chewey spring of the slightly overcooked noodles, the crunchy yet slightly soggy crunch of the roti, and the most playful tingle of the curry all swirling together in a cosmos of flavour, enticing every sense.

Though complex to explain how it tastes like, it is incredibly simple to make. All you will need is some money.

Step 1: Go to your local Mamak shop.
Step 2: Order you usual Maggie goreng.
Step 3: Instead of ONLY ordering Maggie goreng, add a Roti Canai w/ Kari Kambing(any curry will do, but goat curry is prefered).
Step 4: Tear up the Roti Canai into bite sized pieces.
Step 5: Mix the Roti, the Maggie and the curry together.
Step 6: Enjoy the meal, then come back to this blog for more awesomeness.

Sadly, I do not have a picture to show you, it was no cameras allowed in the Mamak shop. Or maybe i forgot to bring my camera. Go figure.

I guess that wraps up this post, I hope that you will enjoy the food as much as i enjoyed writing this post(or typing?), sayonara~

"If all our life is but a dream"

-Panic! At The Disco (Northern Downpour)





~TheXG~

For The Emperor!

The War Machine of the The Emperor. It will be the last thing you see.





~TheXG~

The Chips

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The Intoxicating Intoxicant

Horny, with a seemingly erotic scent? Okay, maybe not erotic, but it certainly is a scent that people won't forget anytime soon.



The King Is Here.



And not just any king, its the king of fruits.




If you are a Malaysian, and you don't know about this fruit, then please, go jump in the Klang river. Come on, this is the fruit of fruits, the epicenter of all things nasty but tasty. The type of fruit that turned Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk!


It is truly a marvel of the fruit industry. Although some people may cower at the smell of the fruit, or throw up at the sight of the flesh, this is a delicacy loved by many.


Can you believe it?

When asked about why Malaysians love this intoxicating fruit so much, some were very creative:

"Because of its intoxicating fragrance, heady perfume and creamy bittersweet flesh"

Others, not so much,

"Because I like lah"

And some were just plain lazy,

"Sedap lah"

When I asked him to give me a longer answer,

"Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedap lah"

So what else can Malaysians do with this fruit besides enjoying its awesome flesh?

Application No.1
The spiky outer shell of a durian can prove to be a deadly booby trap and to ward off snatch thieves.

Application No.2
To act as a scratching post.

I myself honestly don't know, because if there is one thing that does not make me Malaysian, it is that i do not like durians.

Though i don't find the smell in anyway revolting, in fact it is really sweet, i just don't eat it.

"Cooler than the flipside of my pillow"

-Uncle Kracker(Smile)



~TheXG~

The Face Of Death

Only a mother could love.

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Too Far For Me To Find

I'm running a little low on inspiration fuel right now.


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It Could Not Have Been A Worse Fail

Only our friend Fishy could have accomplished something like this.





~TheXG~

ThreeThreeThree

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The Chocolate Chip.

And then there was the Chocolate Chip Chick.


~TheXG~